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Top 10 Reasons to Visit CG this weekend

September 19th, 2007 by mike
  • 10. We serve only the finest 3 day old store bought donuts.
  • 9. The music is so loud we can’t hear that you’re tone deaf, so screech away.
  • 8. At some point in the morning a guest will get on stage and mutter “man those lights are bright” and then begin to drool.
  • 7. If you play our music backwards while watching “The Wizard of Oz”, you wont hear any hidden messages, but you will be weird.
  • 6. It’s been two whole weeks since we blew a circuit breaker.
  • 5. If you come more than one week, there’s fairly good chance Nikki will make up a dance in your honor.
  • 4. Shoes are optional.
  • 3. There’s lava lamps and who doesn’t dig lava lamps?
  • 2. Our Pastor ain’t afraid to wear pink, but a tie, well that’s just crazy talk.
  • 1. We’ll love you no matter who you are.
  • 3 Responses

    1. Lindsay

      I’m thinking about coming tomorrow. Anything you want to say to persuade me?

    2. nikki

      Hi Lindsay! I would love to have you come simply because I like the name Lindsay…and I bet you’re cool because you were willing to post on this blog. That’s awesome all in itself. So anyway, if you didn’t come last week, come this week! I’ll be there all bright and shiny (unless I use translucent powder and then in that case, hopefully I’ll be less shiny…)

    3. Doodee

      Thanks for sharing

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